Primary Talent Show

We had a very exciting weekend, swimming and riding bikes and playing outside in the beautiful weather, and Audrey and JJ participated in our ward primary talent show. Audrey played Book of Mormon Stories on the piano, she was awesome! She only made a few tiny mistakes but she kept right on going and even played both verses! We were very proud of her and the next day at church everyone told her what a good job she is doing! JJ decided that he would do Karate, but we talked him out of that, and then he wanted to show everyone the marble racer set, but we talked him out of that, then Aunt Megan suggested that he tell some jokes, he was all for it. We practiced and he thinks that he is so funny, he was telling all sorts of crazy jokes, but we decided on the way there that he should only tell ones that had actual punch lines, so we wrote some down. Jay went up and helped him on the stage. Before the talent show JJ said that he didn't need any help, then while he was waiting on the side of the stage the MC, Josie Fish, said to him, "So, you're going to tell some jokes?" And JJ said to her, "Yeah, but mine are good!" She thought it was so funny. So here is the video and the transcript, tell all your friends!



Here is the transcript:
Knock Knock
-Who's there?
Boo
-Boo Who?
Don't cry it's just a joke!

Why did the elephant paint his toenails red?
To hide in the strawberry patch!

What do gingerbread men put on their beds?
Cookie Sheets!

Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7, 8 (ate) 9, 10(JJ added this part)!

Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side!

Why did the monkey cross the road?
Because he was chasing the chicken!

What kind of food do ghosts like?
Boo berry pie!

How do you make a tissue dance?
Blow a little boogie in it!

Why do Gorillas have such big nose holes?
Because they have big fingers!

What kind of music do mummies listen to?
Wrap Music!

What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't matter, he's not coming!